"Lil' Johnnie's Apple Farm" Baby Tee

A petty revenge story disguised as roadside Americana. The "Lil' Johnnie's" Baby Tee is a direct play on those chaotic elementary school math problems that drove your parents crazy. Turns out, Johnny grew up, leaned into the meme, and actually bought the damn apple farm because half the kids in class couldn't count anyway. Featuring a heavily distressed 1970s-style orchard logo scattered with floating red apples, this piece drops wholesome country-kitsch irony onto a sharp, fitted black canvas. It’s a premium retro souvenir engineered to look like a rare thrift grail with a massive inside joke built right into the fabric.

If Lil' Johnny has 5 apples, he doesn't need you to do the math.

Item Number: RU0007

Gender: Women

Fabric: 100% cotton

Fabric Weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Thin

Fabric Strench: Slight Stretch

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Features: Black, White, Basics, Casual, Sexy, Sporty, Street, Daily Casual, Gym, Outdoor, Party, Running, Sport, Pure Cotton, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck / O-Neck, Crop, Loose, Spring, Summer

Print Size: 40*52cm

Notes: Batch variations are normal due to factors like temperature and materials, and we strive to minimize these differences as much as possible. We appreciate your understanding.Minor batch differences can occur during blank garment production due to variations in fabric, dye and processing. This is common in apparel manufacturing, and we work hard to keep every item consistent.